TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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