what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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