Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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