Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
