oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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