He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
