Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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