brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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