So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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