I'm going to rape someone's good day.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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