we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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