Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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