she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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