Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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