Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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