Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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