Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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