Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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