party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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