these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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