just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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