apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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