no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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