Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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