is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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