Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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