So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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