I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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