Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
