It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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