I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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