Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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