youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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