Me too!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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