After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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