Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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