so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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