Non-Jews are for practice
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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