She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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