I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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