I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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