Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Randomize
