i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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