They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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