Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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