I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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