i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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