i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
