I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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