Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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