yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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