Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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