Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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