Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My feet surprised me
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